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Silly Fool

In a grim and silent act, Akasha (the silly ranger elf), mounted on her trusty pegasus (whom she had given the dishonorable name of 'peggy'... imagine!)- crept outside the north gate of Windy bluff, to meet the foe who had daunted and destroyed her in her earlier years... the dreaded... Great Owl!!!!!!!

Now, armed with her ever so adeptness at the spell of singing fire at her enemies- yes SINGING, muahahaha- and also the blade of a poor Windy Bluff Guard, she challenged the tremendous beast, taunting it, for once... The creature, in it's dumbified stupidity(>,<), could only but hoot. softly.

Akasha opened her mouth wide (and boy can she open it wide), and sang out the most wonderfully damaging flames, many many many times, with a few swings of her blade, now and then. What a feeling.

And SUDDENLY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!

The giant was no more! Akasha then tested out her new found skill of SLICING the bloodied CORPSE of the OWL of DOOM.... or... well, she cut off some meat. Heaven forbid she try to cook it, though (shudder).

And THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Akasha was very very pleased with herself. So don't be so hard on her if she acts like an idiot. Or if you find her wandering the streets, drunk out of her ranger...ness....

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"the self-proclaimed living contradiction"

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